Criminally Horny Dolly Parton Just Recreated Her Iconic 1978 Playboy Cover For Her Husband's Birthday
Source - Dolly Parton is ringing in husband Carl Thomas Dean's birthday with a very special gift.
On Tuesday, the country music legend, 75, revealed that she had recreated her 1978 Playboy magazine cover in a new photo shoot as a present for Dean, whom she's been married to for over five decades. Dressed in bunny ears, a black bustier with matching gloves and a pink bowtie, Parton shared the final product in a video posted to her social media accounts.
The Video:
Incredible. Everything about it is incredible. The speech, the look, the boobs. I mean Dolly Parton has been dripping sex since the 1960s, so if you expected anything less watching that video I don't know what to tell you. "Well, I'm string cheese now. But he'll probably be thinking I'm cream cheese, I hope." Followed by a wink?
Are you kidding me? What does that even mean?! Does it have something to do with cum? Probably not, but it feels like it should. Regardless, the fact that she's seventy-five years old and still getting dressed up like a Playboy Bunny for her seventy-nine year old husband's birthday makes me love her more than ever. Here's the screen grab from the end of the video…
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Dolly Parton: a ten-time, Grammy-Award-winning, American legend. Normally I'd end the blog here, but there were a few replies to her tweet that I couldn't omit….
Ugh. I love her so much. Now get to work, you filthy animals…
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